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A special report by Marielena Montesino de Stuart for
TheRomanCatholicWorld.com— in light of Francis’s comment that Donald J. Trump is “not Christian”– because he wants to build a “great, big, beautiful wall” on our southern border. Trump finds this hypocritical since the Vatican has a wall.
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The man, the myth, the legend who will be “the greatest jobs president that God ever created” now has his eyes set on fixing the Vatican, once and for all– before Francis totally runs it to the ground.
In keeping with his pledge to make Mexico pay for building a wall on our southern border, Trump will make the Muslim countries pay for all the necessary expenses that result from his efforts to make the Vatican great again, whether it is fixing the ancient wall, or cleaning out the modernist Vatican
controversial corrupt banking system or its myriad dicasteries. As with ISIS, Trump is “the worst thing that’s ever happened” to the modernists in the Vatican.
But the repair of the wall is the simplest thing that Trump will tackle in the Vatican. The most important aspect of this overhaul is the fact that Donald J. Trump will call for a “total and complete shutdown” of Marxists entering the Vatican, until we can figure out “what the HELL is going on!”
Trump knows full well that something has been rotting in the Vatican for more than 50 years, under the socialist agenda of Vatican II (the Second Vatican Council)– which was a “terrible deal– and a disgrace,” as far as Trump is concerned. Most irritating to Trump is the fact that just like in the Iran deal, where the Iranians self-inspect their nuclear weapons program, the Vatican is doing the same with their internal commissions regarding pederast priests and prelates, as well as financial scandals.
As a result of the Vatican II deal, Trump is convinced that when the Vatican sends its people, “they’re not sending their best.”
“They’re sending people that have lots of problems.”
“They’re bringing crime” (as in money laundering).
They’re bringing “their rapists” (as in the infestation of pederast priests and prelates).
And some, he assumes, “are good people“– but they’re mostly dead.
Trump expects to go beyond the excommunication and defrocking of pederast priests, bringing “back a hell of a lot worse” punishments for these criminals who have infiltrated the Church.
In the meantime, Trump is sticking to his plans to fix the Vatican, in spite of Francis’s comment that he’s “not Christian.” Trump feels no remorse over his pledge to cleanup Washington DC and the Vatican. As a matter of fact, Trump refused to back down by adding: “I think apologizing’s a great thing, but you have to be wrong. I will absolutely apologize, sometime in the hopefully distant future, if I’m ever wrong.” With this in mind, we can safely assume that Trump is waiting for Francis to apologize to HIM.
Finally, Trump had these words to say about Francis:
… “he talks like a truck driver” (even his sister says so).
… “he doesn’t have his facts, he’ll say anything that comes to his mind.”
… his Vatican circus “has failed“… his “ratings went very, very, very low and very bad,” since he got elected… “I mean he’s basically a disaster.”
*-Note: This commentary is a parody of Mr. Trump’s many unforgettable zingers.
It’s time to lift the fog… someone has to say the truth.
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